Outlaw of Gor – yikes

Outlaw of Gor is a real bad movie, a solid non-favorite for the ages. In it, a jacked, tanned, and bleached professor named Tarl Cabot (yep) is transported by a magical stone to the desert FantaSuites kingdom of Gor. Outlaw was made in 1988 and has the towering hair and high-cut bikini briefs to prove it. Once Tarl, or as the movie peasants shout ceaselessly, Cabot, returns to his favorite desert waste (yes this is a sequel) – he fights endless throngs of beloinclothed jerks to win back the crown. Sadly, he brings a really irritating sidekick with him, but this is the least of your problems if you find yourself viewing this movie. Watch the MST3K version or despair.